Saturday, February 17, 2007

Philosophy Fucking 101

A question for all those of ill practice.

What does it mean when you are too goddamn prideful to be a pauper, but way too fucking destitute to be a king? How do you act? What are your thoughts? How do you reconcile what you wish you were with what you are?

And no, this has precisely dick to do with me...

4 comments:

TenaciousK said...

Uhm, that's four questions.

Answers:
1. Underemployment or a sense of entitlement. I prefer the underemployment hypothesis (which I strategically refuse to test).

2. Indifferent - above my circumstances.

3. If there were any justice in the universe, I'd have come from "old money." There is no God.

4. Spend as much time as possible locked in a low-rent closet (with broadband), resolutely ignoring the external world while pursuing riches and glory on Second Life and World of Warcraft.

Hey, you asked...

topazz said...

It means

GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

TenaciousK said...

Topazz, I'm disappointed. You, of all people, I expected to make some reference to "Philosophical Fucking 101".

Which is not a bad solution to the problem posed, actually, though I'm more inclined to register for a 700 series class.

twiffer said...

rob a bank. hey, that's how a king would act.