Sunday, January 21, 2007

some thoughts on personal jesus

1. things on your chest ('nuff said).

2. feeling unknown by the telephone.
a. lee siegel.
b. mickey kaus.
c. at least time loves us.
d. brian boitano.

3. confess.
a. too much makeup.
b. chafing.
c. meth.

4. lift up the receiver, I'll make you…
a. an underachiever.
b. a wide receiver.
c. a griever.
d. a labrador retriever.

5. i will deliver…
a. thai.
b. korean.
c. pie.
d. manichean.

6. be your own, personal…
a. publicist.
b. ad.
c. iphone.
d. boddhisatva.
e. junk bond trader.

7. someone to hear your prayers...
a. for a new computer.
b. mini.
c. more meth.

8. someone who's there.

9. reach out and touch...
a. thequietman.
b. themaxfischerplayers.
c. the borg.
d. bono.
e. the edge.
f. the spanish inquisition.
g. the amazing creskin.

10. ka da - da bum boom…

dude.

1 comments:

Dawn Coyote said...

1. things on your chest ('nuff said).

Is this the "loaves and fishes" thing again?

2. feeling unknown by the telephone.
a. lee siegel.
b. mickey kaus.
c. at least time loves us.
d. brian boitano.

How can time love us and not wait for us? Time is a sadist.

3. confess.
a. too much makeup.
b. chafing.
c. meth.

All of the above (does Ritalin count?)

4. lift up the receiver, I'll make you…
a. an underachiever.
b. a wide receiver.
c. a griever.
d. a labrador retriever.

Note to Dial-a-Forecast: when I needed sunshine, I got rain.

5. i will deliver…
a. thai.
b. korean.
c. pie.
d. manichean.

Mmm, ribs.

6. be your own, personal…
a. publicist.
b. ad.
c. iphone.
d. boddhisatva.
e. junk bond trader.

Posthuman (H+)

7. someone to hear your prayers...
a. for a new computer.
b. mini.
c. more meth.

Whirled peas.

8. someone who's there.

But not in a “hiding in the closet” sort of way

9. reach out and touch...
a. thequietman.
b. themaxfischerplayers.
c. the borg.
d. bono.
e. the edge.
f. the spanish inquisition.
g. the amazing creskin.

Low Dudgeon

10. ka da - da bum boom…

dude.

blam