Friday, March 09, 2007

So good, you'll suck dick!

Krispy Kreme's new slogan?







I wonder if WAGT’s newspot will lift Krispy Kreme from its carbophobia-induced slump …I note a small rebound.

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16 comments:

Elbo Ruum said...

This really aired? Or is someone having a little fun with Photoshop or whatever it is they use for movie files?

Archaeopteryx said...

Consider this the obligatory "kreme" joke.

Catnapping said...

This really aired. Apparently the image was taken off the web...google images...and it's home was some guy's myspace...

The image was probably made after Chris Rock's bit about Krispy Kreme...but yeah...this aired.

Catnapping said...

Clarification:

Youtube has removed the video citing, This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by WAGT-TV so I think that cinches it. It's not hoax.

Here's theoriginal url

august said...

Interesting that WAGT is worried about protecting its own copyright but has no qualms about downloading images from bloggers.

I don't think I'd suck dick for a Krispy Kreme, but I did see them in a buffet line the other day and nearly clobbered two 80 year old ladies and a 4 year old grandchild to lay my filthy hands on a couple.

I guess, "So good, you'll off granny" doesn't have the same ring.

Ted Burke said...

I don't know how good that would be as slogan, but I do know that Krispy Kremes themselves suck. Long, hard, and deep. After trying them, I thought my time would have been better spent drinking maple syrup straight from the bottle.

Southern Gal said...

O M G No wonder they pulled it. I have never tasted a Krispy Kreme donut but I can tell you now I'd never suck dick to get/have one. For something else mebbe but never a donut. :)

Dawn Coyote said...

It's like honey to the bees. mmm - oral sex.

Tragedy struck today: my cherished Mac laptop died, just as the shop I'd left it with was attempting to clone the hard drive with my Photoshop, Illustrator (never used), and Dreamweaver (just tried it for the first time last week). The programs were on it when I bought it three years ago, so I don't have the disks.

Fuck. I was just getting started building a website.

cat said...

I have paintshop pro. I've never tried photoshop...I think I'll get it this summer though. I've been told by several professional illustrators that for the price, it's excellent.

I know how you feel...having your pooter die. Mine is in real trouble. UPS damaged it...and I'm still waiting for the check they were supposed to have sent me 3 weeks ago. (I'm told this time that it will be here NLT the 14th.) It's amazing how much we come to depend on technology, ey?

cat said...

sogal. i've had a krispy kreme...it was like melted sugar on cardboard.

Ted Burke said...

it was like melted sugar on cardboard.

Perfect.

Heliogabalus said...

If i say "i don't suck dick", do i have to go to rehab?.

(by the way, Americans, what's about this fascination for oral sex. Still considered deviant by Judeo-Christian standard?).

topazz said...

Helio,

We Americans like to think we discovered everything. Like oral sex, which we discovered only 100 years ago, and only began talking about it openly a mere 50 years ago.

Ted Burke said...

I used to think oral sex was something we only talked about.

Anonymous said...

Lol, my wife thought i was joking when i mentioned that, there are States in the US where specific Laws outlaw Sodomy & fellatio, or any type of oral sex.
My good friend Antithesis (the guy who used to post with me on the Fray) former Girlfriend was a real famous Porn Star (by now a millionaire business Woman), she used to say that " American Teenies learn to blow & masturbate, before they even know how to spell it". But social & moral reactions & relations to sex, depending on religious or ethical fabrics are always fascinating. For exemple the general perception toward Japanese is that they are pretty shy when it comes to sexual matters. But Japanese are certainly the most sexually perverted people on the face of the earth, they just don't talk about sex much....

Heliogabalus said...

That was my post up there (no idea how i am turning into God damned Anonymous...)