Easy sports column fodder department..

In response to this, I suspect we'll see lots of columns with lines like the following in the next few days...

• Apparently, an actual death isn't enough to break baseball's addiction to beer. One wonders how many deaths it will take.
  
• Once again money talks. Is it too much to ask baseball players to wait an hour or two to get home before having a postgame brew to save a few lives? Sadly, the answer appears to be yes.
  
• Cynics may note that the Brewers play in a sparkling new retractable domed stadium named "Miller Field," and wonder what Miller has bought with their dollars.