Part I – TagineSquishes
Clacks
Grinding
Water
Sound in mouth. (Note: do others make the same sound? Can they hear me?)Wine
(perhaps this last item is too musical for list)
Robert Burns' birthday, and my wife's, celebrated thanks to Repast Baroque
and Anna O'Connoll
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This past Saturday, January 25, was the 266th birthday of the Scottish poet
and lyricist Robert Burns (1759-1796), and coincidentally that, of fewer
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This Seinfeld was on here last night, which includes this sequence:
ELAINE: Well, I hear three distinct sounds. A low rumple...followed by a metallic 'squink'...
GEORGE: Yes! Yes, I heard the 'squink'!
ELAINE: ...followed by a mysterious...'glonk.'
(Lister and Cat are playing Scrabble. Cat lays down all seven letters across a triple-word score)
Lister: What? "JOZYXQE"? That's not a word!
Cat: Sure it is! It's a Cat word.
Lister: OK, what's it mean?
Cat: It's the sound you make when you have your sexual organs trapped in something...
Lister: Is it in the dictionary?
Cat: Well it could be, if you were reading in the nude and you close the book too fast!
[mimes "close the dictionary" action] JOZZYYYXYXYXYYXAHSQukjrfQADS!!!
Umm - I neglected to say that I loved this.
I loved this.
if your onion squishes, it's too old.
i don't even want to know why the knife was on the keyboard.
you're a bastard, cause now i want to make soup.
John -- a classic.
Schad -- is "Cat" short for Catnapping?
Dawn -- Thanks.
Twif -- It could be a problem with the knife.
august: sharpen your knives. also, i think schad is referencing some canadian show. or a british one.
August:
Red Dwarf
Lister has been in suspended animation for 3 million years. Cat is a life-form evolved from his cat. They are stranded in space thousands of light-years from Earth.
They have a lot of time on their hands...
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