1. Drunk 2. Stupid 3. Hilarious Gone

1. A craigslist ad:
"I have a plump rose print couch that is ugly but cheap and pretty comfy. I have slept on it and can vouch, honestly its way to big for our tiny apartment. This lovely couch to trade for some money or beer. Longneck 12 pack of budlight would be preferrable *hint hint* but we arent terribly picky. Please please please come and take our beloved couch away. Cash/beer only as well as pickup (cant deliver... sorry) Yay... look at the pretty pictures."

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3. The funny Youtube video "Mandles" appears to have disappeared. Sorry.